drunk and writing poems at
3:18 a.m.?
sidney. twenty. sarcastic college student surviving off of coffee and prescription medication.
Woman in Showroom - detail from Saturday Evening Post cover January 5, 1952. Artwork by Coby Whitmore.
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some flowers just arrived for my sister but my mom thought they were for me.
and so she asked if they were from henry and of course i asked what the hell she was talking about
and she was like “henry, the boy you’re always talking about.”
she meant henry david thoreau.
i quote henry david thoreau so much my mom thought henry david thoreau was my boyfriend
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June 1987, Madonna was rushed to the Cedars Sinai hospital for an X-ray after her then-husband—Sean Penn hit her across the head with a baseball bat. At the time, they had been having a heart-to-heart talk…
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[SOLVING MURDERS YEAHHHH]
bless the elementary writers (◡‿◡✿)](http://25.media.tumblr.com/4e92a6607b557e928379d12153728a52/tumblr_mn8fy2aXqv1qfji8ro1_400.png)
that backwash curmuffle star trek showering gif keeps showing up on my dash
and I am so sorry if you like him but honestly the face he’s making in that gif looks like you know when you fart in the hot shower and the smell lingers in the steam and it’s just the fucking worst?
like that
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thegrlnxtdoorandhergingerfriend:
My AP euro teacher wouldn’t let our class watch Les Mis so we barricaded the door and screamed “VIVE LA REVOLUCIÓN” when he tried to get in.
you guys are assholes tho
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i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it
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at first i thought it was porn
then i dug deeper
at this point im scared to go any further
i wonder whats inside
IT WAS THIS FUCKING GIF
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