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I took a deep breath and listened to the old brag of my heart. I am, I am, I am.


Happy 40th Birthday, James Thomas Fallon • September 19th, 1974

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Sep 19    + 2586

fallontonight:

It’s Jimmy’s birthday! And the whole show rallied together to put together a BIG surprise for him during tonight’s show. 
Set your DVRs, grab your friends - Tonight’s episode is worth finding the “save forever” feature on your DVR remote. See you tonight!! - Marina

fallontonight:

It’s Jimmy’s birthday! And the whole show rallied together to put together a BIG surprise for him during tonight’s show. 

Set your DVRs, grab your friends - Tonight’s episode is worth finding the “save forever” feature on your DVR remote. See you tonight!! - Marina

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Sep 19    + 420

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Sep 19    + 33185

Hey, Karen, it’s Lip. I just wanted to give you an update, wherever the fuck you are. Uh, you’re kid - he’s doing great. Um, your mom, and ex-husband - they’re, um, they’re also doing great. My dad, who… you fucked, he’s doing great. And uh, I’m doing really, really great. Just in case you were wondering. […] You selfish, ignorant, heinous piece of dog shit. Thank you, for leaving and never coming back! You… We all owe you a huge fucking favor. You rock.

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Sep 19    + 570

Filed as: shameless  

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Sep 19    + 89028

awwww-cute:

"Pudding" is a resident Fox at the National Fox Welfare Society, as he’s too friendly to be released back to the wild

awwww-cute:

"Pudding" is a resident Fox at the National Fox Welfare Society, as he’s too friendly to be released back to the wild

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Sep 19    + 64242

4oq:

true friendship is talking about masturbating and it not being weird 

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Sep 19    + 235101

Filed as: SAM  

chvrizard:

unclefather:


this is the wrong color tricycle mom I hate you so much this is the worst birthday ever


Every time I see this picture it has a different caption and they just keep getting better and better

chvrizard:

unclefather:

this is the wrong color tricycle mom I hate you so much this is the worst birthday ever

Every time I see this picture it has a different caption and they just keep getting better and better

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Sep 19    + 378325

Be committed, not attached. But more importantly, know the difference.

Kai, Lessons in Life #21 (via macknielson)

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Sep 19    + 244923

anarchistlovesongs:

domme-chronicles:

strangeremains:

Skull, found in France, with a knife still embedded it it.  The skull belonged to a Roman solider who died during the Gallic Wars, ca. 52BC. It was on display at the Museo Rocsen in Argentina.  

Whenever I see things like this, I wonder how they died. I guess it will always be a mystery.

I’m gonna go with “Stabbed through the head” 

anarchistlovesongs:

domme-chronicles:

strangeremains:

Skull, found in France, with a knife still embedded it it.  The skull belonged to a Roman solider who died during the Gallic Wars, ca. 52BC. It was on display at the Museo Rocsen in Argentina.  

Whenever I see things like this, I wonder how they died. I guess it will always be a mystery.

I’m gonna go with “Stabbed through the head” 

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Sep 19    + 135583

aidn:

breakingnews:

Buckingham Palace guardsman under investigation after video shows him pirouetting on duty
ITV News: A Grenadier Guard has been caught on camera busting some moves outside Buckingham Palace, but the soldier is expected to receive disciplinary action for his dancing.
Read more here

let him dance

aidn:

breakingnews:

Buckingham Palace guardsman under investigation after video shows him pirouetting on duty

ITV News: A Grenadier Guard has been caught on camera busting some moves outside Buckingham Palace, but the soldier is expected to receive disciplinary action for his dancing.

Read more here

let him dance

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Sep 19    + 79133

dysphorism:

zarry:

*puts hot laptop battery over stomach to help with period cramps*

I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE

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Sep 19    + 129352

s.t.