Happy 40th Birthday, James Thomas Fallon • September 19th, 1974
It’s Jimmy’s birthday! And the whole show rallied together to put together a BIG surprise for him during tonight’s show.
Set your DVRs, grab your friends - Tonight’s episode is worth finding the “save forever” feature on your DVR remote. See you tonight!! - Marina
Hey, Karen, it’s Lip. I just wanted to give you an update, wherever the fuck you are. Uh, you’re kid - he’s doing great. Um, your mom, and ex-husband - they’re, um, they’re also doing great. My dad, who… you fucked, he’s doing great. And uh, I’m doing really, really great. Just in case you were wondering. […] You selfish, ignorant, heinous piece of dog shit. Thank you, for leaving and never coming back! You… We all owe you a huge fucking favor. You rock.
"Pudding" is a resident Fox at the National Fox Welfare Society, as he’s too friendly to be released back to the wild
this is the wrong color tricycle mom I hate you so much this is the worst birthday ever
Every time I see this picture it has a different caption and they just keep getting better and better
Be committed, not attached. But more importantly, know the difference.
Kai, Lessons in Life #21 (via macknielson)
Skull, found in France, with a knife still embedded it it. The skull belonged to a Roman solider who died during the Gallic Wars, ca. 52BC. It was on display at the Museo Rocsen in Argentina.
Whenever I see things like this, I wonder how they died. I guess it will always be a mystery.
I’m gonna go with “Stabbed through the head”
Buckingham Palace guardsman under investigation after video shows him pirouetting on duty
ITV News: A Grenadier Guard has been caught on camera busting some moves outside Buckingham Palace, but the soldier is expected to receive disciplinary action for his dancing.
let him dance
*puts hot laptop battery over stomach to help with period cramps*
I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE