what am I doing alone
drunk and writing poems at
3:18 a.m.?

sidney. twenty-one. sarcastic college student surviving off of coffee and prescription medication.

europeansdomusicalsbetter:

0bstacles:

huffingtonpost:

THIS GENIUS MACHINE FEEDS STRAY DOGS IN EXCHANGE FOR RECYCLED BOTTLES

The Turkish company Pugedon has created a vending machine that’s dispensing help for both the environment and our furry friends.

Watch the machine in action here.

this makes me so happy

I’m not crying you’re crying

hotboysofficial:

i always though air was free

until i opened my bag of lays chips

zgmfd:

1970s Monster temporary tattoos

dankotaxvx:

hey mom my friends are here, ill be back later

dankotaxvx:

hey mom my friends are here, ill be back later

You’ll pry my Oxford comma from my cold, dead, and lifeless hands.
  1. me: halloween is coming soon
  2. mom: it's july
  3. me:
  4. me: halloween is coming soon

d0nn0:

d0nn0:

What do you call an apricot in jail

Apricaught

disproven:

traceymoesby:

kohwala:

telepath more like telepathetic

this sounds like something Magneto would say before high fiving Mystique

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