sidney. twenty-one. sarcastic college student surviving off of coffee and prescription medication.
myvariousladyboners:

Best Dressed of 2013

Scarlett Johansson in Versace | ‘Under the Skin’ Premiere | Venice Film Festival 

myvariousladyboners:

Best Dressed of 2013

Scarlett Johansson in Versace | ‘Under the Skin’ Premiere | Venice Film Festival 

zamimami:

provocatoria:

EVERY WHITE DUDE WRITER I’VE EVER KNOWN

me in workshop

thedoppelganger:

Backstage at Yohji Yamamoto Fall 2009 Ready to Wear

thedoppelganger:

Backstage at Yohji Yamamoto Fall 2009 Ready to Wear

  1. men: women who wear makeup are just lying to us
  2. men: it's 8 inches
jasonregurgitateshisthoughts:

this girl’s sense of humor is far ahead of her age

jasonregurgitateshisthoughts:

this girl’s sense of humor is far ahead of her age

coffeepeople:

if you are attracted to me you are required by law to tell me. 

  1. guys: uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying
  2. guys: ew fat chicks
  3. guys: why do girls care so much about shopping and romance and nail polish lol so annoying
  4. guys: ew crazy butch lesbian manly feminazis why can't they act more feminine lol
  5. guys: why do girls wear makeup they look so much better without it
  6. guys: oh i'm so sorry are you sick? tired? dying?
  7. guys: haha girls suck at math/science/sports
  8. guys: a girl who does math/science/sports? well? get back in the kitchen that shits not gonna get you a husband
  9. guys: why are girls so sensitive when we look at their boobs or something c'mon with that top you're asking for it
  10. guys: oh my god a gay guy just hit on me how fucking disgusting what a creeper doesn't he have any boundaries?